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He introduces himself to a lady and says, “Hi, I’m Albert Einstein. What’s you’re IQ?”
“240,” she says.
“Great, we can discuss the mysteries of the universe and other things. We have a lot we can talk about” he replies.
Later he is talking with a man and says, “Hi, I’m Albert Einstein. What’s you’re IQ?”
“145,” he replies.
“Great, we can talk about thermodynamics,” says Albert.
Later he is talking to another gentleman and says, “Hi, I’m Albert Einstein. What’s you’re IQ?”
“43,” the man manages to say.
Einstein gets a puzzled look on his face for a minute then says,
…..wait for it….
“How about those Leafs?”
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