There once was a Polgar named Judith
She was great and we always knew it
She made top 10 in the world
And showed lots of girls
She’s a girl with a brain and can use it
There once was a player so slow
He moved every three days, although
He found plenty of time
To post rhyme after rhyme
But his moves he chose to forego.
I went to a tourney last week
and during a game took a leak
Coming back to the board
found my rival had stored
an opening book in his seat!
There once was a patzer named kamus
who thought he might end up quite famous
his wish soon came true
but that day he’d rue
for being known as a chess ignoramus!