Chess, in a 1,000 words or less, ofcourse!

Classy chick, but poor choice of move!
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I know the feeling…PARANOIA has nothing to do with it!
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PART 1:
THE DIRECT MATING ATTACK!
Pamela LIKES this technique!
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RE-GROUPING! 
By none other than Marlon Brando! When at a loss for ideas, invent new pieces with super-hero powers!
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The more things change, the more they stay the same!
Still a very relevant observation of modern day chess!