BREAKING NEWS! STOCKHAUSEN SPOTTED…
STOCKHAUSEN SEEN LEAVING VICTORIA CHESS CLUB
Undoubtedly the readers have been following the bizarre disappearance of former CFC President Peter Stockhausen, and how Peter took the family assets and disappeared without a trace.
As has long been suspected by every CFC member with an IQ over 87, Peter Stockhausen has been hiding in Victoria. It turns out infact that Mr. Stockhausen has been hiding inside the supply room of the Victoria Chess Club (!).
With the swine flu crisis on everybody’s mind this past week, Mr. Stockhausen decided to take his first steps outside the Club in over 3 months, since his disappearance, risking being recognized. Fortunately, an undercover RCMP agent, posing as a passer-by, recognized the famous fugitive and caught him with his camera! HE LOOKED REAL SURPRISED!!
Got’ya!!
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